Dog Has Chip Bag on Head
CHICAGO, IL — The Price family of Lakeview, Chicago has once again been struck by an outrageous chip bag etiquette fiasco, this time perpetrated by the family dog, Bones, 6, after the usually shy pup put an empty chip bag on her head. “My sister freaking chugged that bag of chips and then just threw it on the floor,” Devin Price, 12, said about his sister Mary, 17, in a brief exchange with his parents, “Then Bones put the bag on her head, and I didn’t get any of the chips at all!” This time, however, instead of the Cheetos Crunchy chips that the Price family usually enjoys, the bag was full of Lay’s BBQ flavored potato chips. The new chip flavor marked a specific change in Bones’ behavior towards chips. “Bones has never put a chip bag on her head before, and I always thought it was because my sister was chugging chips out of the bag and her mouth probably made the bag smell gross,” Devin continued, “but now I don’t think I’ll ever get to eat chips again if Bones is going to start acting like Mary and lick the bag clean.” The objectively cute display comes on the heels of a previous news story about Mary Price chugging chips out of a bag in front of Devin and his friend as if they weren’t there. Experts believe that Devin Price will either snap and bite his sister, or he will begin hoarding chip bags in his room so that he can finally eat one “measly” chip in his “god-forsaken” home.
