Local Woman Describes Boyfriend As “Good at Finishing Video Games”
UNITED STATES — Friends and family of Darla Mansfield, 22, were shocked when she revealed one of the reasons why she likes her boyfriend. “He’s so good at finishing video games,” she honestly said, “I can’t finish games like him. I’m always so impressed.” Although video games have become much more mainstream in popular culture within the last twenty years, sources close to Mansfield explained that they believe there are a lot of other reasons to admire a partner that one should definitely tell their friends and family before the ability to simply finish video games. “She didn’t even say whether or not he’s good at video games,” one of Mansfield’s friends who requested to remain anonymous reported in an interview, “She just said he finishes them. I mean, anybody can do that.” Video games that the couple recently finished include Red Dead Redemption 2 and Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, both of which are wildly popular, impressively beautiful 100+ hour experiences that everyone should play. A poll involving 22,000 Twitter users recently overwhelmingly confirmed that just finishing those games is unimpressive and that Darla’s boyfriend is the luckiest man in the world.
