Photo of Penis Repeatedly Uploaded to Skylight Frame Feels Less Like Mistake Every Time
CHICAGO, IL — Mary Esposito, 75, keeps a Skylight frame she received from her son, Antoni, 40, on the dresser next to her bed so that it is the first thing she sees when she wakes up each morning. “I love my Skylight frame,” Mary wrote in a text message to her son, “but why do you keep uploading a picture of your penis to it?” Skylight creates frames that allow for people to upload photos from a mobile device straight into the owner’s home. It’s been hailed as the perfect gift for parents and grandparents who want to keep up to date with their busy children. “What the hell man? I’m trying to brush my teeth,” Mary continued in her text message, “This happened before, and you said it was a mistake. Why is it still happening? I want to see my grandkids! You should have deleted that photo after the first time you sent it to me. I’m your mother. It’s weird as hell.” Antoni has not responded to Mary’s messages, but sources close to the family have reported that he hosts a podcast and is probably doing it as a joke.