Rubik’s Cube in Crazy Shape Still Boring

Austin Mooney
2 min readSep 21, 2020

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Matt Connolly, 23, holds a weird Rubik’s thing that he’s proud of.
Pictured: Matt Connolly, 23, proudly holding an oddly shaped Rubik’s puzzle.

GREENSBORO, NC — Local hot spot Little Brother Brewing is trying out some new drinking games for its customers to enjoy. “There is this annoying server that works here, Matt,” Rodger Milford, 47, brewery manager told local news, “He always does a Rubik’s cube really fast to show the customers. He told us about these Rubik’s cubes that are in other shapes. He acted like they were the coolest shit ever.” The brewery stated that serving its award-winning beer, which currently includes a milkshake IPA and a lovely fruited gose, was going well but people would need to be more engaged to increase business in the future. As part of its business plan for 2021, the microbrewery will be adding more games for patrons to enjoy. “One Rubik’s puzzle was shaped like a big pyramid. A Rubik’s pyramid, I guess. One was like a bunch of Rubik’s cubes smashed together. I thought I would like them more than the typical cube, but for some reason I didn’t,” reported Milford, “They just remind me how much I hate Matt.” Other games available to customers include a version of Risk with characters from the popular HBO series Game of Thrones, an old wooden box made in 1949 that nobody can figure out, and four decks of cards all mixed together. Little Brother Brewing is currently open for business, but hours of service may differ due to COVID-19.

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