Woman Who Works Everyday Called Lazy
CHICAGO, IL — Danielle McCreery, 30, works 45 hours per week for a real estate office and part-time on weekends at a bar, but was astonished to find out that her demanding and thankless jobs are not good enough reasons for her to feel tired. “I told my boyfriend that it was hard to find a new job because I feel exhausted at the end of each day and he told me I’m lazy,” McCreery reported during a phone interview, “He makes more money than I do and he’s getting some pointless master’s degree because he loves school like a fucking psycho, so I guess I’m not allowed to feel tired or sit still ever again.” McCreery has a respectable bachelor’s degree and spends every waking moment of her life trying to navigate the current employment hellscape that grips most American citizens, but she says her boyfriend and his graduate school friends think she and everyone like her are lazy. “He sucks at having sex too,” McCreery continued just before ending the interview, “He’s got a lazy little dick and it sucks, and he’s fat. Maybe he should work harder at fucking his girlfriend.” The couple is scheduled to begin couple’s counseling soon, a move which should work out great considering they’ve been together for less than one year.
