Austin MooneyThreads Helps 30 Million Users Realize They Never Even Liked Social Media in First HourPictured: Some other god damn thing now.3 min read·Jul 6, 2023----
Austin MooneyWhat To Do After Injecting Urine Into Your ArmPictured: A man who injected urine into his arm, and now he’s like, “Oh no, I don’t feel so good.”6 min read·Jun 29, 2023--1--1
Austin Mooney5 Signs the Meth Addict on the Bus Does NOT Want To Sleep With You6 min read·Jun 18, 2023----
Austin MooneyBehavioral Scientists Confirm Type “A” Short for Type “Annoying”HEALTH — In a bombshell report released by a group of prominent behavioral scientists located throughout the world confirmed the famously…2 min read·Nov 3, 2021--1--1
Austin MooneyMacBook Charger Really Turning YellowUNITED STATES — Elena Marx, 29, has owned the same MacBook Air laptop for seven years, and she recently posted a photo of its charging…2 min read·Oct 27, 2021--1--1
Austin MooneyPoll Indicates Americans Want to See One of These Billionaire Space Travel Groups Explode Just OnceUNITED STATES — A recent poll online created “just for fun” by the US Census Bureau has found that 65% of the US population wants to see…2 min read·Oct 18, 2021--2--2
Austin MooneyLocal Landscaper Pretends to Work by Simply Carrying Around Running MotorCHICAGO, IL — Residents near the North Center area of Lakeview have recently been complaining amongst each other about local landscapers…2 min read·Oct 14, 2021----
Austin MooneyNorth Korean Military Passes America’s Got Talent AuditionENTERTAINMENT — After stirring the internet with a video showing members of the North Korean military performing various Coney…2 min read·Oct 13, 2021----
Austin MooneyStock Image of Doctor Shrugging Wins Photo of the YearWORLD — In a competition put on each year by the Photo Enrollment Network for International Society (PENIS), a stock image of a doctor…2 min read·Oct 13, 2021----