Pictured: Computer-generated image of a spaceship full of billionaires exploding.

Pictured: An unnamed landscaper fleeing the scene after pretending to work by just carrying a running motor on his back and acting like he’s blowing leaves with it.

Pictured: A screen capture from the North Korean military’s audition tape to compete on America’s Got Talent.
Pictured: A screen capture from the North Korean military’s audition tape to compete on America’s Got Talent.

Pictured: Winning submission for the Photo Enrollment Network for International Society’s Photo of the Year competition.

Pictured: Adele, no longer sad, considering using her son’s sadness as a source of inspiration.

Pictured: Mario, inebriated on at least five drugs including a sleep aid and two pain killers, shouting “Let’s-a go!” in an aggressive manner at authorities and locals attempting to help him.


Pictured: Kelly Bordeaux, 24, ecstatic by the news from her face that she will get to continue sneezing.

Pictured: Brent Summerville, 29, angry because everyone thinks President Joe Biden hired him to murder 14 people with an AR-15 in a Culver’s parking lot as a distraction from the Haitian migration situation at the southern US border, but he doesn’t even know what that is.
Pictured: Brent Summerville, 29, angry because everyone thinks President Joe Biden hired him to murder 14 people with an AR-15 in a Culver’s parking lot as a distraction from the Haitian migration situation at the southern US border, but he doesn’t even know what that is.

Pictured: Mark Buckley, 38, regretting driving a car one time a couple of years ago because all of this air pollution is his fault now.
Pictured: Mark Buckley, 38, regretting driving a car one time a couple of years ago because now all of this air pollution is his fault.

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